Arsenal Shorts

  • Arteta’s Men Unlucky to Lose to City’s Slickers
    Raheem Sterling scored the only goal of the game to put a resurgent Arsenal to the sword in a Saturday night thriller at The Etihad this weekend. De Bruyne and Jesus were missing for the game but as usual, Sergio Aguero who has been missing for four months obviously ... read more
    Source: Arsenal ShortsPublished on 2020-10-19By Ian H.
    7 days ago
  • A Kieran-avirus Scare as Armstrong Stretches Arteta’s Defence Mechanism
    Left-back superstar Kieran Tierney is already out of our next Premier League game after his Scottish teammate contracted coronavirus. We were due to play Man City at the Etihad next weekend after yet another round of annoying friendlies, but it appears as though Tierney will be missing from the ... read more
    Source: Arsenal ShortsPublished on 2020-10-07By Ian H.
    3 weeks ago
  • Arsenal Mascot Offers to Play Football to Save Destitute Midfielders Job
    Arsenal’s fluffy green mascot; Gunnersaurus, has offered to play all of Mesut Ozil’s games to keep the German World Cup winner in a job. Ozil has been mysteriously dropped by Mikel Arteta since the COVID restart but the fluffy oversized king of the tyrant lizards has offered to help him ... read more
    Source: Arsenal ShortsPublished on 2020-10-06By Ian H.
    3 weeks ago
  • ArsenalShorts Transfer Window Roundup
    Well, yesterday was another Jim White frenzy, a fight to the death which actually ended pretty well for us Arsenal fans. The big signing was obviously that of Thomas Partey from Atletico Madrid for £45m, we activated his release clause on the day, and got embroiled in the usual ... read more
    Source: Arsenal ShortsPublished on 2020-10-06By Ian H.
    3 weeks ago
  • Arsenal’s Europa League Opponents Revealed in Europa League Draw Shocker
    We will face Irish side Dundalk, Rapid Vienna and Molde in this season’s Europa League group stages. We were drawn in Group B, avoiding some of the big guns such as AC Milan, Sparta Prague, Benfica and Tottenham to name but three. The first three group games will take ... read more
    Source: Arsenal ShortsPublished on 2020-10-02By Ian H.
    3 weeks ago
  • Anfield Awaits – early Liverpool away team news
    In the biggest match of the season so far, the current World Champions take on Liverpool at Anfield this evening, with both sides bidding to continue their perfect start to the season. Arsenal thrashed Liverpool on penalties in the global battle of the universe at Wembley last month, and would ... read more
    Source: Arsenal ShortsPublished on 2020-09-28By Ian H.
    4 weeks ago