Poznan In My Pants

  • The Giroud:Perez Axis
    Lucas Perez…The Forgotten Man. It seems oddly fitting that Lucas Perez keeps slipping from our consciousness. He arrived with much fanfare and speculation. The season started. And then we waited to see our first proper sighting of Perez. And waited. And waited. When we eventually did see him start, it ... read more
    Source: Poznan In My PantsPublished on 2017-01-12By poznaninmypants
    4 days ago
  • Chicks Are Weird
    Chicks Are Weird… Note: This is not about football this time. This is a story from my dating days… My girlfriend asked me to clean out her skin care bag. 37 items! How does anyone hold down a job with 37 skin care items, I ask you? I said, 37 ... read more
    Source: Poznan In My PantsPublished on 2016-12-29By poznaninmypants
    3 weeks ago
  • Broke Back Bournemouth
    Broke Back Bournemouth The understanding that Alexis Sanchez and Mesut Ozil are now displaying is fairly breath-taking at times. They are becoming a continuation of each other, becoming more and more interchangeable on the pitch with every game as seen most clearly when Ozil takes the striker spot and waits ... read more
    Source: Poznan In My PantsPublished on 2016-12-01By poznaninmypants
    2 months ago
  • I BEG TO DIFFER
    I BEG TO DIFFER I read your opinion on Twitter. I beg to differ. Unfortunately, narratives are far neater than reality. (Reality is a thoroughly messy affair upon close inspection.) When me and them other professional journalists write our stuff for you, we simplify, we drop the nuance and the ... read more
    Source: Poznan In My PantsPublished on 2016-11-24By poznaninmypants
    2 months ago
  • Patrick Timmons Is Shite
    Right, I am about to write my worst blog ever. It’s an exposé of what those populist Arsenal-tweeting/retweeting accounts are up to and why. I’m going to expose them by telling you everything I know and have learned about them. You know them: Mike Sanz (62K followers) Danny Wel-Beast (50K followers) Patrick ... read more
    Source: Poznan In My PantsPublished on 2016-09-18By poznaninmypants
    4 months ago
  • Why I love Pre-Pre-Season
    I love pre-season. Or even pre-pre-season. Those 1st couple of games against nobodies (although Lens were pretty handy and these MLS lads are well up for it too.) Those games against Thailand XI or Outer Mongolia XI, who it should be noted won last summer’s MONCACAF trophy by beating Inner ... read more
    Source: Poznan In My PantsPublished on 2016-07-27By poznaninmypants
    6 months ago
  • The 1st Rule Of Mesut Özil Club…Or How I learned To Löw Jogi
    The First Rule Of Mesut Özil Club: In an underground bunker basement stands Mesut Özil, dimly lit, encircled by a tough, intense and edgy crowd of wanna be warriors, hanging on his every word. “Welcome to Mesut Özil Club.” “The first rule of Mesut Özil Club is: Before you shoot, ... read more
    Source: Poznan In My PantsPublished on 2016-07-02By poznaninmypants
    7 months ago
  • Don’t Cut The Red Wire. Don’t Touch A F*ck*ng Thing
    Yes, it was only “Everton playing at home.” But still they put out a feared and respected set of players in attack, midfield and at wing-back on both sides. We had just played a midweek match against the might of Barhhhehlllohhhnah yet it was Roberto Martinez who conceded that his ... read more
    Source: Poznan In My PantsPublished on 2016-03-31By poznaninmypants
    10 months ago
  • The Premier League Title Is In Our Hands.
    The Premier League Title Is In our Hands. Well, well, well. Hasn’t the old shit been hitting the old fan in Arsenal Land lately. Brother turned against brother, sister against sister, father against son, nephew against great grand uncle, first cousin twice removed against second cousin three times removed. Look, ... read more
    Source: Poznan In My PantsPublished on 2016-03-08By poznaninmypants
    10 months ago
  • Arsenal 3.0 is Espresso Arsenal
    Arsenal 3.0 is Espresso Arsenal A rather depressing conversation happened among the analytics crowd today. The short version? City and particularly Arsenal have had the bottom fall out of the Shots and Shots-On-Target levels as this season progresses while Spurs have taken off like a rocket. We’re the BLUE line ... read more
    Source: Poznan In My PantsPublished on 2016-02-18By poznaninmypants
    11 months ago
  • LANS: Like A New Season
    LANS All this moaning about LANS – Like A New Signing. I think you guys are missing the big picture here… We are simply resting a bunch of key players till January & February. And therefore possibly February & March. When they all come back it’ll be the mother of all LANS. ... read more
    Source: Poznan In My PantsPublished on 2015-12-04By poznaninmypants
    1 year ago